THE BEDROOM BLUEPRINT
A personalised pathway back to your body, your turn-on, and your confidence.
The Bedroom Blueprint is a trauma-informed, somatic-based written session designed to reconnect you with your turn-on, your confidence, and your pleasure without the overwhelm of a full program. 

This isn’t a course. It’s a personalised therapeutic map crafted from your story, your body, and your desires to give you immediate, grounded guidance that actually works.

THIS IS FOR YOU IF:
Sex feels rushed, disconnected, or non-existent
You can’t switch off your mind during sex
You feel shame, pressure, or numbness where you want confidence, connection, and pleasure
You’re emotionally present but physically disconnected
You’re done guessing and Googling “low libido” and want expert, personalised guidance

WHAT YOU GET:
The Personalised Bedroom Blueprint (PDF)
Built from your confidential intake form. This is not generic advice, it’s expert, somatic and therapeutic insight tailored from your answers, challenges, and desires.

Private Video Walkthrough by Mel
I’ll send you a pre-recorded walk through of your Blueprint personally, so you understand the “why” behind each recommendation and how to use it to reconnect with your turn-on.

Somatic Tools + Written Activities
You’ll receive written body-based tools and nervous system support designed to help you feel safe, present, and sensually alive again.

All custom. All grounded. No modules, no fluff.

OPTIONAL UPGRADE
 90MIN PRIVATE COACHING SESSION
Deepen the transformation with a live, high-touch 1:1 session tailored to your Blueprint for $400. Includes a $50 credit, valid for 30 days.

FAQ QUICKFIRE
  • What makes this different from a course or workbook?
    This is not a fill-in-the-blanks product or templated PDF.
    It’s a therapist-informed, somatic-based written session built entirely around your nervous system, your story, and your intimacy patterns.
    No modules. No fluff. Just grounded, high-touch insight crafted just for you.
  • What if I’ve “tried everything” already?
    That’s exactly why this works.
    Most guides give you one-size-fits-all tips. This Blueprint meets you where you actually are with clear next steps for your body, your experiences, and your desires.
    You don’t need more tips. You need a mirror, a plan, and a safe path forward.
  • Do I need to be in a relationship?
    Not at all. Whether you’re solo, partnered, or in-between this work starts with you.
    Once you reconnect with your own pleasure and confidence, everything else shifts from there. This is your invitation home to yourself.
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Terms and Conditions: Sex School Membership

Membership Agreement: By enrolling in our sex school, you agree to abide by these terms and conditions governing your membership.

Payment Terms: Payment for membership is non-refundable. If payment is declined and is not rectified within 7 days your membership will be put on hold

Access and Attendance: Membership grants you access to our online resources, courses, and live sessions during the duration of your membership. Attendance in live sessions is encouraged but not mandatory.

Confidentiality: Your privacy and confidentiality are paramount. Any personal information shared during sessions or interactions with instructors or fellow members must be kept confidential.

Code of Conduct: Respectful and courteous behaviour is expected from all members. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or inappropriate conduct towards faciliators or fellow members will result in immediate termination of membership without refund.

Educational Purpose: Sex school is intended for educational purposes only. It is not a substitute for professional therapy, counselling, or medical advice. We do not provide therapy services, and membership does not constitute a therapeutic relationship.

Content Usage: All educational materials provided are for personal use only and may not be reproduced, distributed, or used for commercial purposes without explicit permission from the school.

By enrolling in our sex school, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms and conditions.
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Add a 90-minute private session with me where we drop into the body, shift what’s keeping you stuck, and build out a clear roadmap moving forward. Includes a $50 credit if booked within 30 days. 

*There are no refunds for change of mind.

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  • 1xThe Bedroom Blueprint$247
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All prices in NZD